Himself: So it’s work work work these days?
Myself: Yes, and if it’s not work work work, it’s me sending 50 resumés a day to get work work work. My life is an pesudo-adult nightmare
Himself: Are you seeing someone?
Myself: WOW. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I worked my ass off for 10 hours straight today; I’ve had no sleep, no meals, and no bath. You had two years and a half to ask me that and NOW is the perfect time?
Himself: Are you seeing someone?
Myself: I am
Himself: It helps
Myself: You?
Himself: You
Myself: Yes, actually it does. Before him, when everything sucked in my life, relationships were part of that whole that sucked.
Himself: So I'm right, it does help. Just don't let this individuality of yours seem like you’re distant to the other person
Myself: Gee, thank you so very much for that wise advice, M. But you see, I’ve been hung up on too many distant people in the recent past to know what it feels to be with someone made of solid water. I wouldn’t do that to him
Himself: How long have you been seeing him?
Myself: What is ignorance?
Himself: Bliss
Myself: Embrace that concept